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The following is an open letter written to our Nation’s leaders. It was originally written by a woman named Janet Contreras. It was read at our Tea Party on June 27th, 2009. I really agree with just about everything she said in the letter.
I’m a home grown American citizen, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you’re willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?
Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:
One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I’m not a racist. This isn’t to be confused with legal immigration.
Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.
Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.
Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.
Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don’t you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!
Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don’t you start there.
Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don’t trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.
Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why ‑‑ what do you have against shareholders making a profit?
Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.
Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we’ll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band‑Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.
Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let’s have it. Let’s say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try ‑‑ please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.
Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.
Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let’s just slow down and get some input from some non-politicians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I’m busy. I’m busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.
I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course. Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance.
Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.
From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane. I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don’t want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we’re morons.
We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented. You think we’re so busy with our lives that we will never come for you? We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work , pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you.
You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you. For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn’t ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when he will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.
Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don’t care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest.
As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one.
We are coming. Are we coming for you?
Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming.
We the people are coming.
We just got back from a trip to Yellowstone National park and Fort Collins, CO. Here’s a sequence of events.
Monday June 15, 2009We left in the morning to meet up in Yellowstone at the Mammoth campground. We were meeting my brother, Shaun, and his family. They arrived in Yellowstone the night before so that we could be sure to have a camp site. We arrived in the campground at around 7:30 or so. We ate some hotdogs and setup camp. It was pretty nice. The bathrooms were near by and they were clean. It rained that night but our tents held out just fine and we all stayed dry.
Tuesday June 16th, 2009We went and saw a bunch of hot springs and stuff. We saw Old Faithful do its stuff. We saw a bunch of really smelly stuff and it rained on us off and on. There was a pretty cool visitor’s center near our campground for that night. We went there and saw a short movie about Yellowstone. It was pretty cool. At that point we decided that we would rather go to Fort Collins and spend time together there, rather than more site seeing the next day.
The Campground that night (The Canyons) was probably the best camp site I’ve ever stayed at. The sites weren’t too close together, it had a nice fire pit with some seating around it. Nice bathrooms and even some firewood around. We had hamburgers that night and the kids had a good time playing light sabers with glow sticks.
Wednesday June 17, 2009We packed up camp ate some breakfast. We got on the road fairly early. We saw a couple more hot springs on the way out and cancelled our reservation for that night. The trip was relatively uneventful until shortly after a lunch stop. Weston kicked off the sicknesses. Shaun got sick a couple hours later, about 2 hours from Fort Collins. Stuart and I got sick after we arrived at their house and traded off turns in the bathroom. Luckily we didn’t have any head on collisions. It’s a good thing we weren’t still camping. We initially thought it was food poisoning because it came and went so fast but Kami and Jenni came down with it a few days later.
Thursday June 18 – Sunday June 21, 2009I’ll lump these days together since most of it was spent with someone on their back. We spent the days hanging out around the house. I really had a good time. The kids got to play together a lot. We played a bunch of Guitar Hero. We went to church (everyone was feeling better by then). We played D&D and Crossbows and Catapults. It was very relaxing and enjoyable. We also celebrated fathers day. Shaun got some DVDs and I got a “Meh” t-shirt. We had cake and my Cousin and his wife came over to play games.
Monday June 22, 2009Since this was the first day that everyone was back to 100% we decided to go out. They had an awesome park with fountains to play in and a huge play structure. We spent the morning there and then in the after noon we went to see old town. Old town was nice. We went to a couple of shops and had ice cream at the Ben and Jerry’s store. That night Shaun and Jenni called their Nanny to come and watch the kids while we went to the Brazillian BBQ. It was soooo good.
Tuesday June 23 – June 27, 2009We drove to Springville, UT to see Kami’s parents for a few days. We went to Thanksgiving Point (Natural History Museum), saw Up 3D and went to the planetarium. We also played abunch of Guitar Hero. On Friday we drove to Boise, ID and stayed the night there and drove home on Saturday. We made it home in time for the Tea Party in Pullman. I’m really glad we did.
All in all, it was a very good trip. There was a lot of driving but it was all well worth it.
So I have started a vermiculture bin! I have done a bunch of research and it all seemed pretty straight forward. I set up my bin (a 3 gal bucket with holes drilled strategically on the bottom and sides), I shredded a bunch of newspaper for the bedding (now that there are worms in it I can see that I did not put near enough in it), Carolyn and I had been saving food scraps for like 2-3 weeks (bad idea, but it was my idea), I then finally found a lady locally in Moscow, Idaho that was willing to sell me some worms. The progect has so far cost me $20 for the worms. I have had the worms for about a week and a half and they are going to town. They supposidly eat more than their weight in food a day and about 1000 worms makes a pound, sadly I do not have the time to count all the worms, but they are still alive and eatting. I will try to take some pictures a bit later on, but a hand full of worms is a bit disconcerting.
After the Birthday party mentioned below we all went over to Ian and Kami’s house where we really just hung around. I tried to play a lot of frisbee with Alex and Ian mainly, but mom and Carolyn got in a few throws. Mom did some weeding and Noah got in on that a bit, but mostly he just played with his cousins in the dirt.
So about a month ago Noah had a birthday party because he turned 2 years old. We had just barely had Heidi on the 7th so both Grandmas were here for a bit when Noah had his day on the 19th. The whole event went by very well, there was a bit of wind but it was not bad. Carolyn had made a birthday banner that was awesome and little gift bags for everyone. She also made a cake that was very cool; the cake was the kind where you poke holes all over it then pour jello over it. I have had this kind of cake before and it turned out very poorly so I was mildly frightened at the idea. To put you all at rest the cake was very tasty. Since all of Noah’s friends are in the 2 years old range they all mainly played until we had cake and even then some of them were still playing. We have been practicing with Noah so that he would be able to blow the candles out efficiently, but even with practice two year old lungs can only hold a bit of air. His training proved successful and he was able to blow both candles out without the help of many eager assistants. He has wanted a baseball mit for a long time now so we obliged and I was surprised to see how excited he was to get one as a present.
This is so exciting!!!
Giovanni Trapattoni’s men tackle Bulgaria in Sofia on Saturday knowing a win will take them above Italy and to the top of Group 8.
Well it’s official. I’m old. OldER anyhow. Tomorrow I will officially be thirty-six and already I’m noticing more lines on the old forehead. The true mark of age, however, slapped me in the face yesterday when a child of 10 years old took hold of my cell phone and kindly turned off the number-tones for me. I had no idea how to do it (still have no idea how he did it) and he said, “Oh, here…I can do it.” His nimble little fingers whipped through a series of menus I didn’t even know existed on my phone. And thus…I was officially behind the times.
I’m also feeling old because my back seems to be taking its own sweet time getting back to normal. All I need is a cane and to shuffle a little while I hold my back with the other hand and the image will be complete. “Get off my lawn!”
If anyone cares to know… I plan on celebrating my birthday by going on a little shopping trip (mommy needs some new duds), having dinner with family, and going out to a movie with the kids. I’ve excluded the kids in the past for want of a much needed break but this year they’re old enough to enjoy a movie with us (Night at the Museum 2) and they’ve been awfully nice lately. What better way to celebrate?

I’m sitting home feeling sorry for myself right now because my back…hurts. To put it mildy. Saturday I was volunteering to help clear the chairs out of the local theatre and it sent my back into a horrible spasm, so I sat down, declared I was “done” and went home. Sunday I felt much better but as I was combing my son’s hair for church (I know…dangerous thing to do) it went out again. I teared up in frustration but thought I could either be sitting at home or sitting in church…so I went anyhow. One of my friends at church who has battled back problems her whole life declared, “You go to the doctor and DEMAND an MRI!” (I did call my doctor and suggest it at least.)
This morning I felt better than yesterday and things were looking up…until I chose to “swiffer” the floor. It seemed better than getting down on my hands and knees to wipe down the filth left behind over the last two days. Well…snap! It went again but this time it was much worse than the last two days. I called the doctor again to see if they could squeeze me in, but was told to wait and see.
I finally just went in to “ready care” to be seen by the next available doctor who told me….guess what? You don’t need an MRI unless you are feeling shooting pain down your legs or bladder issues. Take tylenol and advil (I’m doing that), ice and then heat, (I’ve been doing that) and oh, hey! Here’s a nifty paper with “exercises” you can do to strengthen that part of your back so it doesn’t do it so often. I think I went on a little tyrade about how I’d dropped 20 lbs since last year and couldn’t possibly be in worse shape, so why the heck is my back freaking out like this? To make me feel “better” he said that some people have these “episodes” that last weeks and even months at a time. He congratulated me on my physical feat but reassured me that “some exercises may unevenly strengthen your muscles” and shoved the paper back at me as well as reiterated that I didn’t have any neurological symptoms so I should just go home and suck it up. He would prescribe muscle relaxers if I felt like being “zombie mommy” for a few weeks but I refused. I did take him up on the idea of doing physical therapy (again) because, hey…I haven’t seen them in a year. Maybe they’ll congratulate me on my weight loss too and it will make me feel oh so much better.
I think the real conspiracy is that my sons have been stepping on every available crack known to man and all of that has built up over time…unleashing it’s supersticious power on me all at once.

It’s been a while since I posted. It’s about time right? Anyway, on tax day we had a Tea Party in Pullman. It was organized by our 9-12 Project group. Palouse 9-12 Project. My good friend Jeff gave a fabulous speech. Here are the vids of it. Our next Tea Party is June 27th, 2009.
Part 1:
Part 2:
Part 3:
This is a true principal. I find that I can over come my troubles when I find work or in serving others. I love to serve my family it makes me happy knowing that they are happy.
“President Gordon B. Hinckley believed in the healing power of service. After the death of his wife, he provided a great example to the Church in the way he immersed himself in work and in serving others. It is told that President Hinckley remarked to one woman who had recently lost her husband, ‘Work will cure your grief. Serve others.’”Those are profound words. As we lose ourselves in the service of others, we discover our own lives and our own happiness.”President Lorenzo Snow expressed a similar thought: ‘When you find yourselves a little gloomy, look around you and find somebody that is in a worse plight than yourself; go to him and find out what the trouble is, then try to remove it with the wisdom which the Lord bestows upon you; and the first thing you know, your gloom is gone, you feel light, the Spirit of the Lord is upon you, and everything seems illuminated’ (in Conference Report, Apr. 1899, 2–3). “In today’s world of pop psychology, junk TV, and feel-good self-help manuals, this advice may seem counterintuitive. We are sometimes told that the answer to our ills is to look inward, to indulge ourselves, to spend first and pay later, and to satisfy our own desires even at the expense of those around us. While there are times when it is prudent to look first to our own needs, in the long run it doesn’t lead to lasting happiness.”
Dieter F. Uchtdorf, “Happiness, Your Heritage,” Ensign, Nov. 2008, 119–20
In case you were wondering…yes I DID go see “Wolverine” (X-Men Origins) and it was everything I had hoped it would be. All Hugh Jackman…all the time. Oh yeah, baby. Okay… there were some other characters too who were also very cool like the guy who could shoot his guns so fast that you had to see him in slow-motion just to catch what he was doing…and the guy with the wicked sword, but I don’t think there was a time where he wasn’t in the shot and that made me very, very happy.
It was nice to see him in a “love interest” role as well and living a normal life for a while, but alas, his love-life never lasts. Wolverine is just the coolest character ever. Admit it. If you don’t believe me, go see the movie and they will convince you. Now in case you missed it…I am posting another reason I love Hugh Jackman so much. His talent, sense of humor, and wit are displayed in this clip: Hugh Jackman singing the opening number at the Oscars
And I’ll leave you with this delicious photo: 
Today we had family over for dinner. We ate some delicious T-bone steaks and veggies. I know you were all wondering what we ate. Yes, the beef was grown locally and weren’t given any hormones. I know you were concerned. You can now rest at ease.
Anyhoo…after dinner my seven-year-old invited his cousin (who is almost two) to come play outside despite my attempts to tell him he needed his uncle’s permission before asking the cousin to come out. He didn’t get it. My three-year-old wanted in on the action too and soon all three boys were holding onto the back door waiting for my “OK”.
I said a bit more firmly, “He’s too young to be running around out there without parental supervision, honey. None of us are at a point where we’re ready to go out so you need to hold on.” My three-year-old knew how to solve this problem. He announced cheerily, “I have Super Vision!”
Too cute! Needless to say we all went outside so there would be plenty of “super vision” around.

Yesterday we were at Big 5 looking at some camping gear for our trip this summer. To get to the camping stuff we had to walk by all of the guns. Andy looked up at me and said, “Dad, can we get a gun?” I told him that we aren’t getting a gun and he said “Not yet?” and I said “No, not for a while.” He kept asking and asking. I asked him why he wanted a gun and he said it was so that he could shoot bad guys. I finally got down on his eye level and told him flat out, “No we are not getting a gun.” He was crushed. He totally broke down and cried.
Kami took him and near the check stand he stopped crying and asked if he could have some gummy bears instead. I think it was a well thought out plan.
I have been known to frequent a site called miniclip.com. The site contains a million dopy little games that do not take up a ton of time. A new game showed up the other day that is one of the coolest games I have played yet. It is called Chronotron, you are this little robot whose time machine broke and is only able to loop back in time until you collect the circuits you need at each level. I think it is especially cool because you have to move your character around with the thought of what your future selves will be doing. It is a puzzle game.
So having a new baby has done something that I did not expect to happen. Noah seems like he has really grown up. He seems like he is very tall and he feel considerably heavier to pick up than he used to be. Maybe it is just that now that I have a little baby I just notice how big he is now. It could also be that he stepped up a bit now that there is a smaller kid at home. It is probably a bit of both.
Time flies so swiftly, and I have finished another 4 or 5 classes. I am exhausted. The past 2 weeks I have been studying for finals, trying to decide on who my councilers were going to be, and identify all of the insects that I have in my collection to Family. Oh, by the way, I was called to be Elders Quorum President a few weeks ago. It is kind of a daunting job in the aspect that I have had fairly cushy callings in the past. I have been music chairmen 3 times, choir director twice, FHE Group leader, and Financial Clerk. All of which dont take too much time out of your schedule. But I am very honored that the Lord would see potential in something as weak as I am. But as the scriptures say “I show unto men their weakness, that they may be humble.” I will enjoy this humbling experience as I serve his children.
Other things that have been occuring in my crazy life, include:
Being asked by the research lead from the USDA to assist him in an experiment with genetic make up in plants. Im not sure exactly what it is yet but I am excited never the less. He told me that he is going to get me trained in extracting DNA and processing it and all sorts of other cool stuff.
Taking a drawing class during this first summer session. I have felt that I wanted to improve my drawing skills, and I also needed a full time schedule during the summer so I needed an extra 2 credits with my 4 credit chemistry class. We had our first class today, I think the teacher is going to be pretty cool, he seems pretty new to the whole college teaching though, so we will see how he does. Maybe ill put up my drawings so dad can critique them. We’ll see.
Amid cleaning the house yesterday and thinking about Carolyn’s new baby it occured to me that I longed most for a child eight years ago on Mother’s Day. I felt like I was included in the Mother’s Day regards only because I was a “potential” mother which I rather resented. Nine months later I was blessed with my first child and then four years later a second. I had no idea how much my life would change and I am so glad it did. I have never gone through so much heart-ache and so much joy as when I became a mother. I never knew I would learn so much patience, love, and so much about my own failings. I never thought I would understand my own mother so much better and confide in her about child-related issues.
Today I’m celebrating Mother’s Day with some quality family time. I’m looking forward to making a few phone calls and reconnecting with some great mommies out there today. Happy Mother’s Day!
(By the way, mom…sorry I cut up your tulips when I was four. I thought they’d look prettier that way.)

Carolyn and Heidi
So Carolyn was promising that there would be pictures up very fast, but she was promising on my work, sorry it has taken so long. So first off is the run down. I dropped Carolyn off at the hospital to get her water broken and I needed to go to work to test some Kool-aid I had left in the over for 5 days of so. I got back to the hospital around 8 and Carolyn was having contractions inconsistently about 2 or 3 every 30min. We walked the halls for a while and sat on the exercise ball, then we were sitting around and getting board. I was sent off to get some cards and a book to read, I also made my self an egg salad sandwich (I was hungry now because I had not eatten much because I was nervous, but since we had things going I was okay again). I arrive back at the hospital to find Carolyn having contractions every 3 or 4 minutes. Carolyn was feeling hungry and a bit nausious so we got her some apple sauce and a few crackers to eat. I then started on my sandwich. I got one bite in when Caroyln started to have hard contractions so I quickly bit off a large mouthful and then through the sandwich in the fridge Knowing I might not see it again for a while. Carolyn was trying to swallow chewed up cracker, which it turns out is a little difficult. We were very quickly on our way. Carolyn went to the bathroom and barely made it back to the bed. The nurse checked her, called the doctor to come and suggested Carolyn roll onto her other side to even out the cervix dilation. The doctor barely made it for Carolyn to push twice and the baby was out.

Heidi's Hair
Both are doing quite well. We named the baby Heidi Jean and she is hungry and happy. We had her at about 11:20am on May 7th. Carolyn is already home and up and about. Oh and I am well also, thanks for asking.

Heidi
PS I think she looks much cuter now that she is not quite so puffy.
So Noah is way into baseball. He loves to watch guys at the park play catch or to steal a mitt and run around with it. He will find a bat and then have Carolyn play baseball on the Wii so he can swing his bat around. So Ian mentioned that They had handed out tickets to a WSU ball game and that I was able to bum along with Noah if I wanted.
It was very sunny out which felt good, but it was wind right on the bleachers so it was actually a bit cold in the midst of the sun. We won the game and saw a few home-runs so it turned out well. Noah’s favorite parts were the bits of music that played while the teams change sides and the 7th inning stretch when we all sang take me out to the ballgame.
Occasionally I give in to my three-year-old son’s plea to play at the mall arcade. It’s cheap entertainment and I get to browse the shops. The other day we walked around trying to find appropriate games and he decided we HAD to play air hockey.
I was going easy on the lad and even went along with his brilliant strategy that he hit the puck and I don’t move to block it. We were tied for most of the game. At three points each he got a gleam in his eye and a funny little grin. Maybe he was feeling cocky, or maybe he wanted to throw me off but whatever the case, my son decided to start getting competitive by “talking smack” as we put it. He gave me his best (and only) line; “None of your beezwax!”
I had to really keep myself from laughing hard out loud, and instead, smile back and say, “oh yeah?” He repeated his “mantra” whenever he felt he was doing exceptionally well until he won the game. His phrase came from his older brother who heard it at school (hooray for public education, right?) and it leaves me wondering how competitive he may become as he gets a little older. Here’s to teaching the boys that it’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game.
So last week I got pulled over just as I was descending down a hill (oh like you haven’t ever sped!) and of course the police were ready for the unsuspecting soccer-mom ’cause you know how dangerous we can be. I had my 3-year old in the back seat and knew when the police car turned around what I was in for. He pulled me over to inform me that I was 8 digits faster than I should be going. I thought about a YouTube video I had recently seen entitled “Don’t talk to the Cops” and almost chuckled, but since this was no laughing matter, I apologized knowing full well that he was right. The officer was actually very kind and not only didn’t ticket me, but also cut me some slack for the fact that I didn’t have my current insurance info in the glove compartment. (Guess what I put in that glove compartment as soon as I got home?) He also gave my 3-year-old a big shiny sticker that resembled the very badge that the local police wear. He was impressed.
He was so impressed, in fact, that today my 3-year-old asked if we could go to the Police Station and see about maybe getting another sticker since the last one lost its stick and got thrown away. Plus my 7-year-old felt mighty left out since he was at school during said event. So down to the station we went. While inquiring about the “badge stickers” an officer walked out to where we were - all decked out in his black gear, and pulled out two stickers for us. My 3-year-old suddenly came down with a case of shyness so I asked the officer what he did during the day, what those things were strapped to his belt and leg, and how much training he had to go through (which is surprisingly not much) before he was “official.”
It turns out that “officer Dow” is the same officer that pulled me over last week and kindly didn’t charge me a month’s paycheck for not having the current information in my car. What a surprise! And yes, I did thank him for being so nice and told him that he had impressed my son so much that now he wants to go out and “catch the bad guys” too. Of course…my son’s version usually involves a light sabre instead of a taser or handcuffs. Still, it’s funny how coincidental it all was. Thanks, officer Dow!
For those of you who are Facebook users there is a little filmstrip you need to watch which will help you on your Facebook manners. It’s highly entertaining as well as informative. Enjoy! Facebook Manners and You
This was at the end of the last Simpsons episode and it was so awesome I had to look it up and watch it again. Enjoy Simpsons Theme Song Acapella
Dear College Students:
Before you decide to take over the public park with your par-tay, please consider the impressionable ears of the little children out to play. I don’t mind the rap music until the “F” bomb and other explatives are ringing through the air.
Dear Janeane Garofalo:
Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. According to you, if you’re a Democrat and you’re opposing something the government is doing when a white Republican is president it’s “Patriotic” but if you’re a white Republican opposing something the government is doing with a black, Democratic president, you’re a stupid racist who can’t think clearly because your “limbic brain” is enlarged and is pushing against the frontal lobe. Janeane Garofolo: Then and Now
Dear Chrysler:
Why would I buy a Pea Pod for 11K which will only go 30 mph and only lasts for 30 miles before you have to re-charge the 6 batteries if I can get farther and drive longer in my Camry for the same price? Clearly not a long-term solution but more for the in-towner? No “road trips” there!
Dear Susan Boyle:
I think you’re absolutely fabulous! That is a voice from heaven! Even if you don’t win the competition (and I hope you win), you are going places, lady! My sis-in-law sent me this clip and I was blown away. I saw some ado about it this morning on TV as well. Keep after that dream!
We escaped mid-week from the humdrum of our every-day life. Wednesday filled out the proper paperwork for Stu’s missed days but Thursday morning I still received a phone call from the school secretary telling me that he is receiving an unexcused absence. I know in first grade that doesn’t mean much, but I called her back anyhow. She apologized over and over…and over.
Thursday after lunch at McDonald’s (the kids are always on the lookout for another “Bob” from Monsters vs. Aliens) we took the kids to the Pacific Science Center and visited all the exhibits. The bugs were a big hit even though the sight of the centipede made both the kids jump back and shiver. Eeew! The Butterfly house was fun because a butterfly landed on daddy. Watch out for the guy guarding the exit though! He was MILITANT! “Stop right there! Turn around! TURN! (long pause as he eyeballs everyone thoroughly) Alright, step into the next room and make sure to brush yourselves off!” Yes sir! Where’d this guy come from? Sheesh!
The science center closed at 4:00 but we needed to be back there by 8:00 because they play a Beatles Laser Show every Thursday at eight and the whole point of the Science Center visit was to catch that laser show. (Have I mentioned how much Stu loves the Beatles right now? That’s a whole other blog entry. Trust me.) So we drove down to the Aquarium to park and walked over to Pike Place, only to catch everyone closing shop. We walked a few blocks down to where we thought the Spaghetti Factory was, but didn’t find it there. We walked some more. No Spaghetti Factory. We crossed a bridge and looked waaaay down the road. Oh, there it is! We must have walked for 45 minutes but we finally made it there and ate a delicious dinner. Good thing Grandpa met us there and drove us back to our car.
The Beatles Laser Show made me dizzy a few times with all of the spinning of the random designs but over all a good time was had by all. Stu was SO excited. I have never seen him so excited. He was squealing, jumping up and down, clapping his hands, and grinning ear to ear while we waited first in line to get inside the arena. Andy had grown tiresome of the whole thing about half-way through and decided to close his eyes, curl up into a little ball, and try to get some sleep. Too bad for him the music was so loud.
Friday we celebrated Grandma C’s 60′th birthday! Hooray! We got the family together and even added a few who were out of town via web-cam to join in. She opened a scrapbook that was made by all of her children and it made her cry. Our work there was done.
It was so nice to visit with family again. The cousins had a great time playing together and I think we actually wore the kids out - having not put them to bed earlier than 9:00 since last Tuesday. It’s good to be home but we miss everyone already!

